Monday, December 11, 2006

Oh no!

This is truly the end of civilization. Cherie Phonebooth Blair posed nude. Jesus titty-fucking Christ, the horror of it all. Just say no. No no no no. No. And one more time for good luck: no, Cherie, keep them covered.

Meanwhile, it has been shown that Indian males fail to meet internationally established penis-size standards. Who saw that one coming, huh?

I don't think that you have to be washed out, inebriated and smoking up behind the wheel of a large, American built automobile (see Hugh's freaked out rant below) to see the connection between these two items.

Stayed tuned.