Howard K. "Sturn"? Ooooh, that's going to work out great. Noooobody's going to figure that out. William F. Cuntstler at your service.
You know who I ran into the other night when I was picking up a loaf of bread? Yeah, that's right Crowner. You know who I mean because you know where I buy my bread. Anyway, he's pretty pissed about the "brain dead puppy" schtick and said "if I ever see lettuce-dick in my restaurant again, I'm going kick his ass from here to Imababa."
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“Now, I may have no country, but I’m not stateless,” he said. Paused and pointed the swizzle stick at me. “I have nation; it's a loose federation of cheap bars, strung like a pearl necklace around the neck of this old whore of a world.”
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